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Weird Books You Probably Shouldn’t Read

March 5, 2015 by Shellie Wilson

book-titles-crazy

I don’t know who these books were/are marketed at except maybe crazy Animal people or people who hate the world. I mean “Radiation Cooking” must have really been a big seller or how about the P.S Your Cat Is Dead Book?

Want to craft with all the Cat hair? Then check out this book on Amazon:

Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat

Or you can pick up the  PS Your CAT is dead book whilst your over there too. If you have been wondering why you cat is always painting then you will definetly need a copy of this book. Why Cats Paint: A Theory of Feline Aesthetics.

Are you more of a Snake person? Then you will want to know What’s Wrong With My Snake?  next time it gets a cough or a stick shoved down it’s throat whilst wear a plastic latex glove.

Down to the Pantyhose Crafts: Well there is a whole collection of these books and I won’t comment too harshly as my mother used to create Granny dolls using pantyhose (new ones) so I better not call her crazy.

Panty Hose Craft Books

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Comments

  1. Susan Ivey Williams says

    March 5, 2015 at 11:28 am

    Only familiar with one of the weird books…Why Cats Paint. It’s a hoot! Maybe I love it because it’s a send up of art criticism, in the same elitist, pompous tone. And makes about as much sense as art critics do when they ascribe all the fatuous “deeper meanings” to human-made art that they do. Fun book.

    • Shellie Wilson says

      March 10, 2015 at 7:05 pm

      Love the title, my kids want to know if they can get a “painting cat” for Christmas.

  2. Christine B. says

    March 5, 2015 at 11:45 am

    Why Cats Paint is a sister book to Why Paint Cats: both are well done and are wonderfully written, seemingly serious but actually parodies. Read them and appreciate the humor with which they are written!

  3. Stephanie says

    March 5, 2015 at 7:04 pm

    I checked out the Crafting with Cat Hair from the library because it looked weird; but the crafts are actually really cute!

    • Shellie Wilson says

      March 10, 2015 at 7:04 pm

      Yes, I am sure you could make the crafts with felting wool instead.

  4. Becky PS says

    March 5, 2015 at 8:44 pm

    All these books are delightful -especially read in the spirit they are written. Except maybe the pantyhose crafts – it was written to actually do the crafts.

    Try reading the books.

    • Shellie Wilson says

      March 10, 2015 at 7:04 pm

      Becky, I think I could read everything except the snake book. The front cover is giving my nightmares.

  5. Marie says

    March 6, 2015 at 8:24 am

    PS Your Cat is Dead is actually very funny, a play by a guy named James Kirkwood who co-wrote A Chorus Line. The book title is weird, but definitely well worth reading if you can find it. I’m not sure it’s still in print.

    • Shellie Wilson says

      March 10, 2015 at 7:03 pm

      Marie, I am hoping some libraries still have it as lots of our readers are keen to read it now. 🙂

  6. Christine B. says

    March 6, 2015 at 12:42 pm

    The title of this article bothers me: “…You Probably Shouldn’t Read”…I think the author should have actually read some of these books before including them. Some of these books look pretty interesting!

    • Shellie Wilson says

      March 10, 2015 at 7:02 pm

      Christine, The best thing about a book is usually its captivating title. Glad to see it worked on the blog post too. Hope you enjoy the books.

  7. osofine says

    March 6, 2015 at 4:55 pm

    I remember when the Crafting with Cat Hair book came out – I assumed it was a joke book, but a quick scan of the Amazon page informed me that it was a real book for needle felting artisans and other crafters. The book currently has a 4.5 out of 5 rating from 172 reviews. 118 people gave it 5 stars! Most of the complaints are that most of the projects use other materials more than just cat hair (apparently the cute finger puppet on the cover is the only needle felted project that only uses cat hair). For a site aimed at crafters, I think it’s offensive to make fun of a book that the majority of crafters have positively reviewed is offensive and shows a lack of research in your subject. Why shouldn’t a needle felted that owns a cat or cats not use the excess fur they end up with after brushing their pets? One review said that the book gives directions for cleaning the cat hair before using it and points out that we use cleaned sheep’s wool for many, many things. What’s the difference? This kind of mindset is the same as people who eat store bought meat, but would be grossed out if they had to eat meat of farm animals that they saw alive.

    Oh, and on another post on this website (today is my first visit here), the writer typed “concur” instead of “conquer”. “Concur” means to agree with something. “Conquer” means to win or overcome. In this case the phrase was something like “I concur my fears”. That would mean you agree with your fears. Sorry I can’t point you to the post in question – it was in the first few pages of the site in mobile view (so fairly recent). I’m viewing and writing this on my iPhone, so please forgive any typos I may have made.

    This site has some good posts. Unfortunately, I’d have to rate this one as at least a partial fail.

    • Shellie Wilson says

      March 10, 2015 at 6:57 pm

      Welcome to the site !

      If you are new to the site then (I am assuming here) you don’t have a full understanding of how we work, blog and review items. I think you will find the term “offensive to crafters” one statement that never comes our way. We proud ourselves on finding out about all the latest craft gossip and articles that interest and engage our readers.

      Concor, conquer,- many of our bloggers are working from home, cars, school pickups, in their lunch hours, on ipads and laptops. Even I do all my e-mailing via my i-phone usually in the school car-park. So I am sure you can “forgive” any typos we may make.

  8. Dianne says

    March 9, 2015 at 5:01 pm

    I’ve read “P.S. Your Cat is Dead.” The title is certainly quirky and actually very appropriate to the story (a story about one man’s really awful day).

    • Shellie Wilson says

      March 10, 2015 at 7:01 pm

      Dianne, Thanks for the feedback. I might pick it up next time I am at the library. I

  9. Laurie says

    March 16, 2015 at 11:14 am

    I have the “What’s Wrong with my Snake” book. It has actually been quite helpful in diagnosing when to take my son’s pet snakes to the vet. 🙂

Have you read?

Fox and Rabbit Cross Stitch: Free Sampler Patterns and Tips for Getting Started

Some cross stitch designs make you think, “That’s lovely.” Others have you rummaging through the thread drawer before you’ve even finished looking at the photograph. If traditional samplers, decorative borders and stitching with a sense of history are your weakness, Fox and Rabbit cross stitch is well worth a look.

Fox and Rabbit Designs is an Australian business specialising in reproduction samplers, original designs with an antique feel, and hand dyed linen. Think of the sort of needlework you would happily hang beside a favourite old cabinet or a collection of vintage sewing treasures.

There is also a free mystery sampler to explore, which makes a rather tempting excuse to start another project. As though the basket beside the sofa needed encouragement.

What Is Fox and Rabbit Cross Stitch?

Fox and Rabbit is the designer’s name, so searching for their patterns will lead you to much more than woodland animals.

Their sampler designs are particularly appealing if you enjoy traditional needlework. Reproduction samplers offer a connection with an earlier stitcher, while antique-inspired designs bring that old-fashioned character into a new piece.

We previously explored some of these historical designs in our feature on Fox and Rabbit reproduction cross stitch samplers. It is a lovely starting point if the stories behind the stitching interest you as much as the finished design.

The Free Fox and Rabbit Mystery Sampler for 2026

The 2026 Fox and Rabbit Mystery Sampler, called AI 1664, is released in monthly sections. The full design measures 135 stitches wide by 245 stitches high, and each monthly chart includes the previous sections.

That cumulative format is useful if you discover the project partway through the year. You can download the latest available chart and work at your own pace rather than trying to stitch fast enough to catch everyone else.

You can find the downloads and supply information on the official Fox and Rabbit 2026 Mystery Sampler page.

Download timing matters: Fox and Rabbit states that the design is free until midnight Sydney time on 31 December 2026. From 1 January 2027, the download will cost US$10. Save your copy while the free offer is available, even if stitching has to wait.

Can You Stitch the Sampler on Aida?

Yes. The designer’s notes explain that the 2026 sampler uses full cross stitches and backstitch, making it suitable for Aida as well as linen. It is offered in a single-colour version and an alternative three-colour arrangement.

That gives you room to choose a fabric you can comfortably see and count. There is no prize for struggling with tiny holes under the living-room lamp.

If you are returning to stitching after a break, our guide to learning cross stitch points you towards help with supplies, chart reading and getting started.

Although the stitches are straightforward, this is still a substantial counted project. A small practice piece first can help you settle into an even tension before committing to a larger sampler.

Choosing Fabric for a Traditional Cross Stitch Sampler

Before buying fabric, check the chart’s stitch count, recommended materials and finishing allowance.

For Aida, dividing the stitch count by the fabric count gives the approximate stitched dimensions in inches. Leave additional fabric around every side for handling and framing. Our explanation of how big your cross stitch fabric should be walks through the calculation.

Lay your chosen threads across the fabric before starting, particularly if you are changing colours. A pale thread that looks beautiful on its bobbin can almost disappear against a light background.

I would also keep a note of the fabric name, count and thread choices with the chart. Future you, standing in front of the framing counter, will appreciate it.

Make a Large Sampler Feel More Manageable

A sampler does not need to become a stitching deadline. Try approaching it one small section at a time:

  • Check your counting before repeating a border mistake across an entire row.
  • Mark your place on a working copy of the chart.
  • Keep the project’s threads together in a labelled pouch.
  • Photograph your progress occasionally so you can see how far you have come.

Most of all, choose a design you want to spend time with. A traditional sampler can be a slow, satisfying companion through quiet evenings, rainy weekends and those moments when you would rather count stitches than look at another screen.

Browse the official Fox and Rabbit website for their designs and fabrics, and let yourself enjoy the choosing. Just remember to check the size before declaring it a “little project.”

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