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Crochet Shorts for Men

December 21, 2014 by Vikram Goyal

Wow, just wow! Etsy brings out the best and umm.. the worse in crafters 🙂

If these crochet festival pants take your fancy, then you can certainly order them. Made from 100% recycled materials:

a vintage afghan blanket crocheted in the 70s-80s, and finished with a drawstring waist. Great for the Playa, Northern Soul nights, Disco parties, or just wearing every day! These one-of-a-kind pants can easily be worn by a man or a woman, great for Burning Man, after the slopes, or for morning yoga in the winter.

If that describes you, then head on over to the Etsy Shop.

Want to make your own? Check out these Crochet granny short patterns on Etsy and this fun ripple design pair of shorts for men.

These shorts make a great fun handmade gift for someone and are very popular for festival clothing too. You will be surprised by how many of the young folk would love to wear these. If you are using them for swimming then consider a cotton yarn. I just love how fun these shorts are!

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Comments

  1. Donna B. says

    December 23, 2014 at 5:14 pm

    Worst, not worse

  2. weeble says

    December 23, 2014 at 7:34 pm

    Need a tight knit to wear for golfing

  3. me says

    December 27, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    To bad there’s not a pattern, be nice to share them, o well enjoy your money, it’s wrong, share why don’t Ya.

  4. cindy p says

    December 28, 2014 at 11:49 am

    I need the pattern for the yellow and brown pair. It will make a good joke!

  5. johnross1965 says

    December 29, 2014 at 11:02 am

    Not the best use of patterns and colors…Makes men look like they cut up their favorite old lady crocheted quilts and made them into garments. Insulting to the patterns and use of the colors.

  6. Rhodes says

    December 29, 2014 at 3:08 pm

    Hmmmmm…. Eewwwwwwwwww

  7. Rebecca Glesener Davis says

    January 1, 2015 at 3:29 pm

    God has given up on us.

  8. Dale says

    January 3, 2015 at 1:42 pm

    Paraphrasing Jerry Leadbetter, “I can say, that on the right occasion, this would be the perfect thing to wear.”
    Margo Leadbetter asks, “And what occasion would that be, Jerry?”

  9. Bevdogg says

    January 4, 2015 at 9:46 pm

    Hardly an insult to the pattern, I can clearly see these were made for hippies, no need to be a negative Nancy.

  10. Sandra says

    January 7, 2015 at 5:53 pm

    Someone wanna fill me in on what a “Burning Man” is? Lol…I just can’t stop laughing. And I will never be able to un-see this. This is worse than seeing a man in a Speedo. 😀

  11. lillianlasher says

    January 7, 2015 at 8:09 pm

    *gasp* That DOES describe me!!!! But I’d rather have it in a skirt.

  12. Angie says

    January 8, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    Think I will go with EWWWWW….. also!

  13. Matthew James Arrowsmith says

    January 9, 2015 at 7:45 pm

    There is no God – and this proves it. 🙂

  14. Susan Holme says

    January 11, 2015 at 5:57 am

    If anyone would like me to make some of these, let me know! [email protected]

  15. Michael Popkins says

    January 11, 2015 at 11:30 am

    Hahaha! I would so wear them. Just to be goofy!

  16. Bob says

    January 11, 2015 at 11:42 am

    Double Ewwwwwwwwwww X, Y and Z!

  17. Margaret says

    January 12, 2015 at 9:29 am

    The granny squares WOULD provide nice ventilation!

  18. kbm says

    January 12, 2015 at 3:06 pm

    Obviously no one here is a Burner or festival goer. Maybe it isn’t your style, but you could at least respect the creative expression.

  19. Crabbyrn says

    January 14, 2015 at 7:20 am

    these would be perfect for Burning Man

  20. PlainJane says

    January 15, 2015 at 10:57 am

    These are marvelous. Perfect Valentine’s Day gift. 🙂

  21. Debi says

    January 15, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    I LOVE them! I haven’t picked up a crochet hook in years and this may just be the inspiration I need to get back into it. No joke.

  22. Beverly Cotton Bochenek says

    January 15, 2015 at 10:51 pm

    And to think the yarn could have been used to make tea cozies…

  23. me says

    January 16, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    I want a pair.

  24. ang says

    January 17, 2015 at 3:42 pm

    Hippies would love probably. Different strokes for different folks .

  25. randy says

    January 18, 2015 at 11:07 am

    Hmm can make a matching beer can hat to go with it.

  26. Eva T says

    January 21, 2015 at 5:16 pm

    well they are certainly selling which is more than I can say for the items in my Etsy shop lol …not my style

  27. Debbie T says

    January 22, 2015 at 8:29 am

    I have crocheted blankets in these patterns in the 60’s/70’s. In retrospect, however, I think the designs and color combos weren’t the best even back then…. In men’s shorts, definitely better ways to bring out your granny side like maybe using granny’s old drapes….

  28. Emma says

    January 22, 2015 at 8:17 pm

    Long live Regretsy!

  29. Jill says

    February 1, 2015 at 11:49 am

    Not sure about Shorts for men, but I liked the idea of skirts for women.

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