Oh lord. Forgive me for I think this is hilarious and I am a mean person. Regretsy.com, all the things you wish you never saw on Etsy.com plus snarky comments.
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P.S. the condom pillows can be found on Etsy here.
P.P.S. the fabric has screen printed condoms on the inside.
P.P.P.S. some of the pillows come with giant fabric condoms too. sweet!